If thinking of having your birthday party guests play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey, do not use an actual, live donkey.
I've learned from experience. Long story. All true.
(Sorry, Suzy Clottish! Sorry, Bongo the Donkey!)
Sincerely (and I mean that),
Bode
(Books by N.E. Bode -- THE ANYBODIES Trilogy, THE SLIPPERY MAP ...)